“Kicking a football is like handling women, it is important to take her from behind”
“In the 20102 olympics Didier Drogba will be diving for gold”
And other quotes put in the mouth of Fernando Torres by Jamsports.
More impressions from Darren Farley – this is a clip from Darren Farley’s appearance on Setanta Sport’s Football Matters.
In this clip he does impressions of David Beckham, Rafa Benitez, Steven Gerrard, Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney.
Watch more Darren Farley Impressions
Clip from Sky Sports alternative football commentary show called “Fanzone”. Two fans are invited into the syudio to comment on a premiership game, this clip is from Liverpool’s 4-1 victory over Manchester United. The Liverpool fan goes mental during Fanzone commentary…….not so sure about the wig and moustache though.
Fanzone: Liverpool Vs Manchester United:
This is a clip from Fox Sports showing Liverpool Vs Celtic in a friendly match.
Liverpool went on to win and Riise scored one of his trademark free kicks. Worth watching just for the US commentary – “RELEASE THE KRAKEN”
An old but classic clip of Potter, Warnock, and Riise sitting on the bench for Liverpool Vs Chelsea.
Potter and Warnock obviously get bored and decide to fool Riise with the old playground favourite trick of offering a stick of chewing gum that is empty.
Riise gets tricked: